I Pretox Before I People Shirt, Funny Anxiety Shirt for Women, Social Anxiety Tee, Introvert Humor Shirt, Fast Shipping

If you need a little liquid courage (or prescription support) before stepping into the chaos of the outside world, this is your new uniform. The "I Pretox Before I People" shirt is perfect for anyone with social anxiety, introvert tendencies, or just a healthy dose of “don’t wanna deal with this sh*t today.”

This funny anxiety shirt is made from super soft, breathable cotton that feels like a warm weighted blanket—but socially acceptable to wear in public. Whether your pretox ritual includes wine, weed, meds, or a deep existential sigh in the car, this tee lets everyone know you’re trying your best (and that’s enough, damn it).

👕 Shirt Details:

Unisex fit – comfy, relaxed, and perfect for peopling (or not)

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Do not bleach or iron the printed anxiety

🚚 FAST SHIPPING:
We know your social battery doesn’t last long, so we ship ASAP. Most orders go out in 1–3 business days—because you need your pretox gear ready before your next “optional” event.

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