Last updated: March 28, 2025
Welcome to Thegiftsofgag.com, where the products are funny and the policies are crystal clear. We keep it cute, but don’t mess around when it comes to business. Read this before trying anything sketchy.
📦 Orders
Double-check your cart before hitting “Place Order.”
We can’t modify or cancel orders once they’re processed—our fulfillment team works faster than gossip in a group chat.
Wrong info = your problem.
If your address is incorrect and your order goes MIA, that’s on you. Enter it carefully—like your meme reputation depends on it.
💳 Payments
We accept:
Major credit cards
PayPal
Apple Pay
Your undying love (Just kidding, we don’t take that. Yet.)
All payments are 100% secure. We do not store your card details—because ew, no thanks.
🚚 Shipping
Check our full Shipping Policy for all the juicy details, but here’s the short version:
Processing time: 2–5 business days
We ship worldwide (yes, even to your ex’s new city)
Tracking info will be sent as soon as your package hits the road
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Not vibing with your order?
If it’s damaged or incorrect, we’ve got you.
If you just changed your mind—sorry, that one’s on you.
🚨 Fraud & Shenanigans
We monitor all orders for suspicious activity.
If something looks shady, we’ll cancel the order and report it faster than you can say “chargeback.”
TL;DR: Don’t scam. We will come for you.
🧾 Taxes & Duties
U.S. orders: Sales tax may apply depending on your state.
International orders: Customs and import duties might apply. That’s between you and your local tax overlords.
⚖️ Legal-ish Stuff
All content, product designs, and images are property of Thegiftsofgag.com.
Don’t steal our stuff unless you want a strongly worded email (and maybe worse).
We reserve the right to update this policy whenever we feel like it. Stay tuned… or don’t.
💌 Need Help or Got a Weird Story?
Reach out to us at support@thegiftsofgag.com.
We respond fast—unless we’re arguing over which mug is the funniest.
🔐 Privacy & Safety
⚠️ Disclaimer – Use at Your Own Risk, Ya Goofball
Time to be serious… for like 30 seconds.
Our products are strictly for entertainment and display purposes only.
They’re made to make people laugh, roll their eyes, or say “WTF”—not to be used in any way that could cause harm, injury, or an awkward call to poison control.
Translation:
Don’t eat it.
Don’t put it where the sun don’t shine.
Don’t use it as a weapon, tool, medical device, emotional support system, or life coach.
By purchasing, you acknowledge that:
You understand these are jokes, gags, and novelty items.
You accept full responsibility for how they’re used (or misused).
We are not liable for any injuries, damages, or awkward family dinners caused by taking a joke too far.
If in doubt—don’t.
Hang it up, laugh at it, and move on.
Need clarification about a product’s safety?
Email us at support@thegiftsofgag.com before experimenting with your gag gift.
🔒 Privacy Policy (aka: We’re Not Creeps)
We collect only what’s necessary to complete your order (name, address, email).
We never sell your info to weirdos, spammers, or MLM cousins.
Your data is protected tighter than grandma’s secret cookie recipe.
We use your info to ship your stuff and send the occasional update. That’s it.
No shady tracking. Just good vibes and great gags.