SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping Policy
Processing Time
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All orders are processed within 2–5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).
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Once your order is processed, it’ll ship out and you'll get an email with tracking info so you can stalk your package like the rest of us.
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Packaging That Slaps (Metaphorically)
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We package all items with care—and occasionally sass. Your product will arrive intact and fabulous.
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Missing, Lost, or Stolen Packages
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Once your order leaves our warehouse, it’s in the hands of the shipping gods (aka USPS, UPS, DHL, etc.).
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Lost or stolen? We’ll help you investigate, but we’re not liable for packages marked as delivered.
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We recommend contacting the carrier first, and then us if you need backup. We got your back—within reason.
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Questions?
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Slide into our inbox at support@thegiftsofgag.com and we’ll reply faster than a Karen asking for a manager.
Return & Exchange Policy
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Return & Exchange Policy – Thegiftsofgag.com
Last updated: 03/28/2025
Look, we want you to love what you ordered. But we get it—sometimes things don’t hit like they should. If you're not 100% obsessed with your order, here’s how we handle returns and exchanges:
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We Do Accept Returns If:
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Your item arrived damaged or defective
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You received the wrong item (whoops—our bad)
You must contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue. We’ll review it, and if it checks out, we’ll replace it or give you store credit. No drama, no fuss.
📧 Email us at support@thegiftsofgag.com with:
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Your order number
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A description of the issue
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Photos (because seeing is believing)
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Exchanges
We only replace items if they’re damaged, defective, or incorrect. If you just want a different color or size, we probably can't help unless it’s a rare case. But ask nicely—we might bend the rules if Mercury’s in retrograde.
Return Shipping
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If your return is approved, we’ll let you know how and where to send it.
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You’ll be responsible for the return shipping unless it was our fault (e.g., we sent you a “Hot Girl Candle” instead of a “Sad Boy Mug”).
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Final Sale Items
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All sale items, mystery boxes, and personalized products are final sale. No take-backs, no trade-ins, no exceptions.
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TL;DR:
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Damaged/wrong? We fix it.
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Changed your mind? Nah.
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Be cool, and we’ll be cool back.
Questions? Rants? Love letters? Hit us up at support@thegiftsofgag.com and we’ll help you out.