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Ever wondered what mystery, musk, and mythical masculinity smell like? Now you don’t have to.Introducing the “Smells Like Bigfoot’s Dick” candle — because some things are better left unexplained... but definitely not unsmelled.This funny scented candle is the perfect gag gift for that friend who thinks they’ve seen it all, or for the coworker who’s one HR meeting away from being a legend.🔥 Made with premium soy wax🕯️ Delivers strong scent & stronger reactions🎁 Perfect for birthdays, office parties, housewarmings & white elephant😎 Approved by 4 out of 5 cryptidsWhether you actually light it or just let it sit as a power move on your desk, this candle will absolutely start conversations... and possibly end relationships.Bigfoot may be fake — but this candle's sass is very real.Product features- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials- Available in 3 delightful scents- Elegant packaging in a gray gift box- Reusable glass vessel for decor- Long average burn time of 70-80 hoursCare instructions- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

Smells like Bigfoot's Dick

SKU: 12555623039548489153
$39.99Price
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